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15 Years? Really?

Note: This is a re-post of my friend Michael Wilson’s blog entry of his experience on 9/11. It is posted here unedited, in his original format from his blog. You can see the original here. I only post it to ensure that it is not lost to time and because I was so moved by his account. I consider him a kindred spirit. Like me, he spent most of his professional career in the brokerage industry and 9/11 had a profound effect on both of us, though as you will read, to a greater extent on him . Enjoy.

The day is always such a crap shoot. Usually I sail through it with a suspiciously light-hearted attitude that people aren’t sure how to take, just to mess with them a bit. Some years, like…13 I think, I wake up and spend the day feeling like I’m drowning in a sea of tears and blood.

There are two things that will hit the button and bring me back there; which is not to say they’ll cause me to dissolve into malaise, just that they’ll cause me to spin the roulette wheel of whatever it’s going to evoke a the time.

  • The easy one is images of the buildings.  So…social media is GENERALLY off limits today. But to be perfectly honest, my narcissism outweighs my trepidation more often than I should strictly be comfortable with, so…so it goes.
  • There are those huge saw blades they use to cut concrete when doing construction, edged in carbide nubs.  The concrete dust those things kick up is one of the most visceral reminders of getting caught in that cloud that day.  Usually you can see that stuff coming from miles away on the highway.  But every once in a while the smell will catch me unaware, and I can almost hear the little ‘ping’ noise as I shout to the universe “22 black.”

At some point in my backups and restores I seem to have overwritten the most recent version of this. I just lifted this off the old radio userland backup…

The bold, italic blocks are editorial comments to myself and reminders of things to add. I figured I should leave them in. It really is an “0.1” document, so take that into account.

The account…

It’s almost impossible to describe that sound. When you think of a crash, you think of a cacophony of shattering and twisting noises. A noise that hearts your ears with it’s pitch. But when you’re in side one of the objects in the crash, the experience is much different, almost inverted in a way. There was a resounding crunch almost too deep to be heard. It reminded me very much of the sound of a car crash from within one of the cars. A much more rounded sound.

It was a deep feeling as well. Most of that was likely due to the fact that I was on the 51st floor of the building.

At the time I thought it was a strangely strong lightning strike. As such I was completely calm and settled about the whole affair. Indeed I was excited, having a great fondness for a good electrical storm.

It was a few seconds before the “oh my god’s” started coming from all over the office. I looked up from my desk in time to see what appeared to be debris of some sort falling past the window. It was a sunny morning and the debris sparkled as it fell. The mind does some wonderful things while it’s trying to sort stimuli into proper order. The glass fell past the window in a cloud of sparkles, reflecting the morning light. It looked for all the world like someone had dumped a truckload of fairy dust off the roof of the building. It felt like long seconds, trying to process what it could possibly have been, before realizing what had happened. Of all moments of the morning, that makes me smile. It was certainly one of the loveliest things I’d ever seen.

My next thought was that a helicopter must have hit the building a few floors up. That would at least account for the shake and the debris.

It was about then that a few people started running. Shouts of “everybody out” accompanied the stampede of employees. I noted in passing that Dean, our fire marshal, was among the first out the door. Well, so much for making sure everybody’s out.

I could smell the energy level rise, until the whole office seemed to buzz around me. In retrospect, this is the sound of one person going into deep shock.

I stood up and looked around. I had started to walk out, but hadn’t gotten all the way out of my “cube” before I thought to pack my backpack. it seemed unlikely that we were really going to evacuate, and if we did, we’d get about halfway down before they told us everything was secure, and to return to work.

But in the event that we didn’t get back in the building that day, I wanted my bag with me. So for about 2 or 3 minutes I packed
my notebook, the “peerless” cartridge (a 20gig external hard drive, used for backups, etc) and a couple books. After a moment’s hesitation I decided to pack the whole peerless drive as well (this is the ‘dock’ the cartridge plugged in to.)

Slowly I started walking out the door. I ran into Henry on the way out, confirming that everybody else had already gotten out safely (he also mentioned that the computer room was smoking.)

  • People coming over to look at the debris.
  • Debris on all sides of the building.
  • Watching Dana’s hair fly by.
  • Acrid smell coming from the computer room.

So I had my bag and my jacket on, and I made my way to the stairs. I don’t remember much about the journey to the stairwell other than the act of walking out the door to the hallway and seeing it fairly busy with most of the office standing around the emergency phone trying to figure out quite what to do. I seem to remember Dan having been there, but other than that the only face I remember is that of Henry, with whom I walked out.

I paused for a moment realizing I had to go to the bathroom, but for some reason thought better of it. In retrospect, a notion that evokes no small amount of laughter.

The stairwell was pleasant insofar as such things can be. People were pretty shaken. Clearly everyone’s neurons had all fired at the same moment and there was a bit of edginess about the whole affair in the beginning. But it was mostly nervous laughter.

One of the reasons I live in New York City is for the people. This is a statement that evokes all manner of oxymoron jokes from the ministries of puns throughout the world. But that’s only because they don’t know any better. I don’t mean that New Yorkers are such warm, welcoming, hospitable people in a day to day sense. But New Yorkers don’t generally have a lot of time or patience for bullshit. And when there’s a panic situation, the amount of panic is pretty much limited to the bridge and tunnel people. No offense, but when there’s an emergency in New York, stay the hell in Bayonne or Scarsdale.

We were descending at a decent pace, when a man lost his footing to the left of me and up a couple steps. One of a pair of early 40s round latin women screamed at the top of her lungs. An offense I found it hard to forgive at the moment. Aside from that things were pretty quiet. The gentleman, who was clearly caught in an emotional state with which I am not particularly familiar by the look on his face and the strange paralysis that seemed to overtaken him, was caught before he hit the deck by several people, strangely unable to move his own legs enough to stand up again. Such was the spirit of the descent.

  • Cell phone discussions
  • “Nah, it’s such a strong building though”
  • 1993 Veterans
  • Women’s shoes all the way down

It was a good 10 or 15 floors before we started hearing “Get to the right!” from several floors above or below us. In the beginning this evoked a modest effort to scrunch along the walls as extremely distressed people came down with a clear-headed escort, or firemen went up, overloaded with gear (including 1 or 2 compressed air tanks, 6′ polearms, a vast length of hose and sometimes drinking water, to say nothing of their suits) would come up, sweat poured off them like a bad special effect.

People were quiet, just watching the express lane when it was called for. The only thing we knew was that we were part of “the masses” and that perhaps this wasn’t a particularly ordinary circumstance.

34th floor?

My bladder was beginning to govern my mind (having descended from 51 in an amount of time I have no ability to calculate or rederive) I needed a solution. So I opened the door and walked out into the hall. The smoke was fairly thick, which I didn’t understand. I thought I had seen forms moving behind one of the glass doors, so I went inside the office and talked to a couple people.

There were a bunch who were just standing around waiting for the staircase to clear before beginning their descent (a phenomenon I noticed at many more ‘poke my head in’ moments on the way down.) Among them were a couple veterans of the ’93 bombing who “weren’t going to die by being trampled to death.”

A kid (about 25) dressed in 1985 conservative garb (suspenders, power tie and all) was on the phone trying to figure out and report (in a rather coldly financial way) what had happened. A request for directions to the bathroom resulted in my worst fears realized. They were locked on all floors, and nobody around had the key (these were apparently all squatters from higher up.) So I went back to the stairs.

Strangely, when I got there, nobody had moved. Henry said “Yo, you missed it. Some wounded came down.” This didn’t have the air of rubbernecking excitement that putting it on paper might imply. It was a simple fact. Someone standing next to me leaned in and near-whispered “yeah, it was pretty bad, a bunch of people had to turn away.” I could only imagine what that meant. It occurred to me then that those could only have been the wounded that were able to walk down the stairs.

From then on, when someone shouted “Get to the right” people hustled.

It was about the early 30s where the smell of smoke began to get dense. People were looking down the middle of the stairs trying to figure out how bad it was going to get, and would we have to get off and wait in one of the offices until things had cleared. My spider sense went nuts at the idea. No, it was better to just go down through it. After all, the firemen were coming up. Eventually that was what reassured us. They told us to keep going. It would get worse for a couple more floors, but then the air cleaned up, which it did.

It was about then that I first had the thought. “What if the fire is in the stairwell 20 floors down and there’s no way out?” It was a kind of understanding that caused me to become more calm. No, calm isn’t the right work. Calculating is better. I was anything but calm. It just wasn’t being expressed by sweating and having that strange “I’m about to burst into panicked tears” facial expression that seemed to rule the day. I wasn’t spending a lot of energy trying to reassure people so as to reassure myself. I was just being an observer, more and more detached form the reality of what was taking place as I descended each step. I could feel myself getting farther away with each new detail. It was as though the heat of my own fear drove me out of my body.

We caught some word from people going up that a plane had hit the building. I could imagine that being an accident, but it didn’t seem too likely. It wasn’t long after we started getting news that we got the telling piece of information. It wasn’t one plane, it was two. One hitting each tower. For some reason I don’t quite understand, most people didn’t seem to do the math. People repeatedly declared how strange that was.

I have to imagine that I felt and heard it, but I just don’t remember, or can’t place the time closely enough to explore my surrounding memories for some telltale sign. Maybe the buildings were just that well insulated. yeah, it seems pretty thin to me too.

Perhaps it’s the cynic’s lot to accept such truths more readily than normal people. The The couple people who seemed on the ball enough to handle the news (and close enough to me that I wouldn’t have to shout it) and I spoke a bit about how it could only have been a terrorist attack. They would shake off my hypothesis (or rather, the effect of hearing it) with a resigned “yeah, you’re right.”

But still, through all of this weirdness, no panicking. Only the rivers of sweating faces of the overloaded firemen and people in other more official uniforms I didn’t quite recognize coming up. The civil, if terrified, people going down.

Now, down below the 30th floor, the firemen were in the individual floors with their pokes, prying apart vending machines to get at something to drink. There were also firemen just dropping bottles of water on the way up the stairs because they were just too damn heavy. Promptly someone would pick them up and offer drinks to the others until the bottle was empty or accepted in it’s entirety.

My heart began to sink and I became heavy with guilt as the “rescue workers” (as is now apparently the polite euphemism) went up the stairs to do whatever they possibly could. Not knowing what that even might be. A part of me, a big part of me, wishes I could remember more if not all of those faces. I didn’t know it at the time; that they were climbing to their deaths. It was a couple days before I had another thought about that… They may have known full well.

See, I’ve waited too long to pen this account. But it is only now I can keep my head clear and eyes dry enough to get a significant amount of words out on paper.

In the mid-20s, the flow of firemen became fairly consistent. People stayed to the outside edge of the stairwell by default now as best they could. Descent was extremely slow, taking a couple minutes at each floor. It was here I believe a number of people switched to other stairwells. Some advantage seemed apparent to them. I didn’t find the going quite that slow, and frankly I wasn’t that bothered.

On 22 was where they were all congregating. They were stopping on the way up for a breather, and going up in shifts of 8 or 10. All of them had radios and they were referring to each other by what company they came from. It did me some good to see them resting. They were human after all, and after what I’d seen already, I was beginning to wonder about that.

Things began to speed up dramatically down in the low teens. People’s spirits were lifting and the line was getting a bit faster. More frequently though, the floor in the stairwells would be wet. After all, it was almost over.

By the time we got down to the 6th floor, the water was coming off the floors themselves, pouring out from under the doors and down the steps. This was causing a fair bit of excitement. People began to try and make time getting down as quick as they could, sacrificing basic safety rather readily. By the 3rd floor it was difficult to walk. But you could hear the police at the bottom telling people to move on.

It wasn’t until I got out the door at the bottom of the stairwell, nearly pushed by the police, while they were looking at nobody in particular, yelling to keep moving, run, get away from the building. But the stairwell exits into the bottom of the building which is at least 2 floors underground.

I walked out the door into the lobby and saw some destruction for the first time.

The marble facades on the walls (the 3 or 4 story high walls) had come down in several places, leaving debris scattered everywhere. The turnstiles were battered to bits, presumably by the firemen who had larger things to get upstairs than just themselves. The floor was covered in 3 foot high piles of marble and plaster. They had dug a trail from the doorway out through to the mall entrance.

Everything I remember from those few minutes is white and gray. The color of concrete.

As we single-filed out of the stairwell, people were bewildered. There was destruction, the first signs of it with plaster and marble covering the floor in 3 foot deep piles that had been quickly shuttled around to clear some relatively safe pathways out to the mall. They stopped, looking to the police and FBI for some kind of information. But there was only one thing they would get:

“Keep moving. Do not stop to talk on your cell phone. Walk this way out to the mall. Move as fast as you can. Get away from the building.”

“But what’s goin’…”

“Keep moving. Less talking more walking. Let’s go. Let’s go.”

wouldn’t make eye contact

There seemed to be hundreds of cops and FBI agents around, all saying the same thing; herding us into the mall, down a specific path. Positively herding us.

“Run as fast as you can, get away from the building.” They were programmed to not interact with us in any way, not to say anything that would cause us to stop and try and talk, just to get us out the door.

The sprinkler systems in the mall were going full blast and the floor is a glossy tile. The LAST thing a thinking person would do is run across that floor while it’s covered in an inch of water. In retrospect, yeah, I probably could have trotted a bit.

We were herded around a couple corners to an escalator exit that came up in front of Borders. By the time we got there the sprinklers had been shut off. Not that it mattered much, I was already soaked to the bone.

We got up the stairs and it was more of the same…

“Keep moving. Run! Run away from the building as far as you can get.”

“How many blocks?”

“Just keep going.”

“But how far?”

“As far as you can get.”

“Which direction?”

“Any direction, just go!”

This was representative of the conversations I heard between people just trying to understand their plight and those who were expected to know more than us.

So we walked. Some trotted, but not too many. We were out of the building, what could possibly have been the need? More debris maybe. But they were being a bit melodramatic about that if that was the reason. It occurred to me finally that I wasn’t even half way up to start with. If they were evacuating the whole building then just to have the crowd there would be dangerous, so of course they would want us “as far away as possible.”

Satisfied with my own explanation I walked off in the direction of the Brooklyn Bridge. Worse comes to worse, I’ll just walk home that way and figure out what’s going on later.

I remember my route fairly precisely. I could rewalk it in a heartbeat if it were there anymore. Unfortunately I don’t think I ever knew the street names so it would be of no use to anybody.

I walked diagonally across the street in front of Borders off to the left and passed in front of Staples, still amazed at the police presence.

It wasn’t until I was in front of J&R Computer World that I turned around and saw what had become of WTC-2.

I could see the flames. From what amounted to 6 blocks away from the building and 60 floors down I could see the flames.

My mind was as empty of thought as it has ever been. I had absolutely no reaction. For seconds I watched it burn, thoughts slowly returning to the charred remains of my mind. “I’m not going to die by getting trampled to death.” Was the most coherent thing I remembered. No sir. I’m deeply sorry to say, you weren’t.

I returned to my exodus with hundreds of people on the street. Slowly people began to realize what was going on as they turned around for the first time and looked at what I had just seen, and screamed. People stopped to take pictures. Occasionally I had the presence of mind to scream at them “Are you fucking stupid !?!”

I heard the source of a noise in my stomach and bones. It was a sound of cosmic import. I turned around a bit quizzical. I watched as each successive floor blew out with flames, then smoke. The sound would have been deafening but it was almost too low to even hear. My feet heard it, my stomach and bones heard it, and my spirit was fractured by it. In a steady meter, obscuring the floors above them in smoke that rose to the top of the building (and above) each floor exploded, pausing only a fragment of a second before the one below erupted, obscuring the next floor up in it’s entirety. I couldn’t help but think of it as the perfect movie effect.

I trotted a bit, sprinted for a little while, but not very long, then went back to a fast walk as the screaming people came on. Frankly I was far more afraid of them than anything else, so my speed was intended to match theirs so I could ‘bodysurf the crowd’ rather than getting trampled by a bunch of panicking morons.

I turned around to see which way I would be most likely to dodge them when I saw the cloud of smoke and ash beginning to snake it’s way between the buildings. It took a good 10 seconds to register, then I did some very quick math and started tearing off in more or less the direction of the bridge, having come to a frightening conclusion.

You can’t outrun the cloud. No, it’s not a movie tag line. You CAN’T outrun the cloud.

I noticed as I ran that it was getting quiet behind me. There weren’t any screams. but it wasn’t a “clear” sensation. It was a great thing, a monster that swallowed screams and the people who made them, swallow them whole. And it was going to get me, strangle me, and kill me.

My shoes started looking a little grey as strange particles of ash blew forward between my feet. I turned around to look and there was nothing. Just grey. By the time I turned back around to face forward the rest of the world had disappeared.


Complete and perfect.


I couldn’t hear myself breathe. I couldn’t feel the air entering my lungs. I couldn’t see my own feet. I looked down at my clothes, and could only make out the barest outline of myself, if that was even him. There was no sound, there were no people. There was no Brooklyn Bridge to run to. There was no East River to get to where the cloud would have dispersed. There was no City Hall, no fountain, no J&R. There were no cop cars. There were no camera wielding fools. There were no cops or FBI agents, no matter how well armed. 500 panicking screaming people within 100 yards of me were gone.

Just like me.

There was no lower Manhattan, no new York City, no United States, no North America, no earth, Solar system. No milky way galaxy. No universe. No black, no white. No hope, no light. No love, no life.


Nothing but grey.

Nothing but fear.

Nothing but death.

And me. Alone. Again. Still. After everything in my life. To die, alone.

Fuck you too.

Huge deep panic breaths. Every breath I take is killing me. Put your shirt over your mouth. “But I can’t see.” Just walk.

I had been untethered from everything. All I wanted was something to put my feet onto that could move, something to grab on to that was made of steel.

There was someone else moving out there, in the infinity of 10 feet away. I got to him and put my hand on his back. We walked for a while and got separated. It must have been a hallucination.

I found a wall and followed it with one hand. but I didn’t know where it led so I moved away from it and walked out into the street. But I don’t know which one.

This shirt (over my face) is doing me no good.

I couldn’t see anything. I felt my lungs filling up with this crap. How much would it take to kill me? Before my lung capacity was reduced to the point of suffocation?

I saw the lights of a cop car and approached it. I looked at the driver’s side window, but couldn’t see in. Cops were doing important things. I wasn’t important enough to bother them. Besides, all that ash would just get in their car.

A fence… I didn’t know any fences around there. I must not’ve been there. Which way then?

Another form, moving quickly.

A cop hat.

He sees me.

“Give me your hand. We’re going to run.”

I may have said something about not wanting to die.

He didn’t wear a mask. But I think he had glasses. Shorter than me by about 5 inches, with a grip I was thankful for.

We ran.

“You’re going to see a triangle of light in the upper left side of your vision. When you do, keep running to that.” What the hell did that mean?

It wasn’t long. I could see it. We were running under something. The Bridge! It was the overpass to the bridge.

“I see it.”

He ran with me for another second.

“It’s clear there.”

“I’m not going to die. I’m good. I’m ok.” I was reassuring him (or was it me) and letting him know that he could let go and get back to whatever important stuff he had been doing before getting sidetracked by running into me.

He was gone. But I was here, and there was color and people and New York City. Damn I love New York.

I came out on the “wrong” side of the street. Out from under an overpass I didn’t recognize (until going back to retrace my steps.) There was an FBI agent armed with a combat shotgun and a vest. “You’re on the wrong side of the street. You need to be over there.”

“Dude after what I just came out of, I’ll go wherever the hell you tell me as long as it’s not back that way. Damn, he couldn’t even smile.

My thought seems to be tightly tied to my ability to see, because as the detail of the world emerged from the cloud, my brain popped the clutch and lit up the tires of my mind.

I vaulted over the guardrail to get on to the right side of the street and started walking. I am I and I had deep purpose. There were things that needed to be done now. Between steps I could summon up as much spit as I could to get the grit, gravel, dust, and ash out of my mouth and throat.

My teeth crunched and I spit continuously for the next 10 minutes.

I walked north. Everybody walked north. It was only a block or two before there weren’t very many people covered in ash the way I was. As I approached Canal street, people started looking at me funny. (Well, truth be told people started looking at me funny 30 years ago, but that hardly helps the point.) I stood for a moment on some island near the Manhattan Bridge, I think. It might not have been that far up.

The moment I stood still people started feeling guilty about being overcome by their urge to crowd. there were a couple guys begin worn by “nice” suits (read: expensive as they were boring.) I think one had a yellow tie and a beeper. he started talking about having been down on wall street when they evacuated. He looked like he had just stepped out of the shower, talking to me about a harrowing experience. What a little bitch-ass.

“Where were you when the building came down?”


“You know, when it fell.”

“WHAT!?! It didn’t occur to me that I hadn’t turned around. I did. There was only one tower. “IT’S FUCKING GONE?”

“Yeah man.”

It took me a minute to rejoin the conversation. There were only the two of us talking before. He didn’t seem to need my attention. But I snapped back, having replayed from the beginning.

“Look at me, where the hell do you think I was? Just below city hall, in front of J&R. I’d just gotten out of the building.”


“No, the one that’s still there.” Because at the moment, it was.

A couple oriental people asked what questions they could with the English they knew. Frankly I don’t remember them. I was happy to stand there and answer people for a while though. Something in me understands the need of people to have a first hand account. After all, you’re reading this, aren’t you.

In my left periphery I saw a short hispanic man kneeling with a disposable camera tilted on it’s end trying to get a discrete picture, as if somehow I was too big to get into frame otherwise. He saw me notice him and ws overwhelmed with shame. As he started to turn around, his head slung between his shoulders, I smiled and waved him forward.

Giddy at the opportunity he took the picture, paused a second, then handed his camera to a friend, came over and put his arm around me. We smiled as he took the shot. Then they switched places. I just laughed, really hard. Dust billowing from my lungs. “Come to New York, see a real-live terrorist attack! Get your very own picture taken with a real-live victim.” What I wouldn’t give for a copy of those pictures.

Eventually I said my polite good days and started walking North. On a lark I dug out my cell phone. It was working but all the lines were busy. My sister Liz was clearly the person to call. This classified as “emergency” status. They’d all wonder where I was, if I was alive, and where I’d go. If they’d bothered to trust their instincts they’d know the answers to all those questions, but I’m not here to bore you with my own metaphysical cosmology. Failing that though, I’d call Liz and she’d get the word out. Of course i could have called Laura just as readily had I known where she was.

In those first 20 minutes, when people were still finishing up their first couple breaths, you could see the fraternity of New York City already in full tilt. Like I said, New Yorkers don’t have a lot of patience for bullshit. And there was no bullshit in the way here. Something larger than us had happened, and it had given us purpose. It’s a sense of purpose whose flare will die down, but will be integrated forever into The City, forging us all a bit closer together. You could smell the difference.

Someone once posed the question “How do you wake a person who’s dreaming they’re awake?” I know the answer now. You crack the walls of their dream reality with something they have no choice but to handle, and no basis or tools for handling it.

So many conversations erupted spontaneously in those next few blocks. Buses filled to capacity and beyond were picking up whoever they could, then just heading North to whatever destination they could reach. People in cars were picking up anybody who caught their attention.

Electronics stores with televisions in the window gathered clusters of a dozen or two people at a time, riveted to the news. Cars pulled to the side of the street had their doors open and the radio blaring the updated news.

I’ve met people I would like to have kept in touch with. Other alumni of the event. I wish I remembered them. But I don’t.

A very well dressed oriental gentleman approached me and my fly-by-night coterie (my clothes, hair, skin, and backpack white with ash after having been through the sprinklers, then the cloud, gave me away.) He was wearing a bow tie. Who wears a bow tie? He held out his business card towards me with a shaking hand. “I…I…Iwwwas llllate.” He stuttered. “I worked on the 82nd floor of building 2. Are any of the people I worked with alive?” Somewhere in there he said that he wasn’t sure he was making himself clear, so that’s why he was holding out his card.

“Well, they started evacuating tower 2 as soon as the plane hit tower 1, which was a 20 minute time difference. It’s just chaotic down here. I wouldn’t worry too much.” In the immortal words of Edward Norton “I’d like to thank the academy.” There was no way I was going to tell this poor guy that no, I think everybody he worked with was just blasted off the face of the Earth.

People were crowded around parked cars with their doors open and radios on, listening to the breaking news.

I had given up on putting my cell phone back in my bag after every attempt, and just kept hitting redial hoping that at some point I’d get in a window and get through to Liz’s work number. She’d deal with the rest of the calls. It occurred to me that I was walking there as well. She works on 44th street, around the corner from Grand Central Station. It was an easy 3-4 miles away. It was just the easiest place to know to get to. My father works in the Empire State building, but you couldn’t get me near there with a cattle prod and duct tape.

After some length, but still south enough that the streets had names, not numbers, there was someone standing on the sidewalk nearly shouting “Does anyone need anything?” It was a fairly peculiar site. He was standing underneath some scaffolding in front of a large pair of open doors in a stone building, like an old carriage house, scanning the crowd for something. Then he caught sight of me. “Excuse me… do you need something? Men’s room? Some water?”

“No, I’m good man, thanks. Wait, you know, I’ve had to go to the bathroom since I was on the 51st floor of that building.” I knew something mundane was bothering me but I just couldn’t put my finger on it. I probably would have gotten all the way uptown before realizing it.

“Right through here sir.”

There was a woman in the men’s room since the ladies room was out of order, so a couple of us waited outside. As I did so I took a bit of a better look around where I was. The people were predominately black, with a couple exceptions. Several of them were missing teeth. They weren’t dressed very well and they all had the same look in their eyes as they watched the exodus from lower Manhattan. It was pure sorrow and compassion. They looked to me and nodded, asked how I was. Better off than most, I think. Better off than most.

Unfortunately there was no mirror in the bathroom, but the relief was an ecstasy without words. I stepped outside and started talking to a couple guys standing there watching all this goin on shaking their heads. One white guy, a big “biker stereotype” looking fellow and an older less-descript black guy. they were standing there smoking some thin chestnut colored cigarettes I see now and again. I talked with them for a good 15 minutes about who knows what.

Finally I started North again, but paused.

“Hey, where am I anyway?”

“You’re on Bowery.” There’s one in every bunch, usually it’s me.

“No no, this place. What is it?”

“Oh, this is the Bowery Street Mission.”

“Ok, thanks a bunch.”

Of course it was. What the hell else could it have been. A place where people come to blame their impulse to do good on God. Hey, whatever works. It’s the doing that matters, and these people were doing it. I wasn’t.

I couldn’t help but think, as I looked around at the people there and thought about them later, that these are people who have had struggle in their life. I understand that everybody’s pain is based on their own experience and position in life and that it’s not possible to compare. But these people were working on the border of living and surviving. I’m not. I know where my next meal is coming from. If I was particularly worried about it I could probably buy all my meals for the next year tomorrow just to be safe.

Here were people who dedicated some significant portion of themselves to helping others keep their heads above water (or on the wagon as the case may be.) I was diddling with computers at a bond market company. You can argue that my job helps the economy and therefore benefits everybody. But it would be pretty damn thin and I wouldn’t take you very seriously.

I have some idea of my potential as a human. It’s one of those very very few things I believe that sets me apart from most other people. Not that I’m capable of anything more than anyone else, but that I have some visceral idea of the limitlessness of that potential. And there are people in the world that need help. And yes, it IS my responsibility to help them.

Enough of that for now.

I wasn’t half a block away from the mission before I heard it. My body recognized the sound, but my brain didn’t. I looked forward to see people shouting and pointing in a fairly predictable direction. I turned around but couldn’t see anything so I ran up the block to where everybody was standing and turned around again. I still couldn’t see anything. It didn’t occur to me why.

“What happened?”

“The second tower just came down.”

Oh. Again my mind was wiped completely clean. The destruction was complete. People talked and guessed about how many floors were still standing but that didn’t seem to make much sense.

I understand something now, about my reaction to those events. I wasn’t emotionless. I was experience a level of emotion that could not even be fractionally expressed. The reason to express emotion is to manifest it. To make it real in the world. Sometimes that includes removing yourself from it. There was simply not enough tears, or enough wind for screaming that could possibly express the weight of those buildings coming down on my heart. The attempt would be nearly insulting.

With new resolve I walked North.

People kept what they thought was a “safe” distance from me. I must’ve been quite a sight.

The rest of the trip to 44th street is a bit of a blur. Probably because it was largely uneventful. I walked with a strangely refreshing singularity of purpose; something that, with a massive case of ADD, I don’t get the chance to enjoy very often.

By the time I arrived, more or less, I had been able to get through on my cell phone and leave a message that I truly enjoyed: “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” Yes I really said that. In fact, I left that message on 4 answering machines that day. Life is not worth living if not for the sake of humor. And nothing is quite as funny as humor borne of hardship.

I saw Grand Central approaching a block or so away, and all of a sudden I was stopped. Wait, where exactly DID Liz work? I knew it was around there somewhere. So I started weaving between blocks in the low 40s slightly east of Grand Central, to no avail. I remembered going to see her at the office and hanging out outside one of the back entrances that had a weird button with no sign, just there on the wall, about six feet up. Someone had clearly drilled through the marble facade to make sure that thing was there, with no indication of what it was for.

For the first time. I decided to sit my ass down. So I chose a nice marble building and backed myself up against it and plopped down on the sidewalk. It occurred to me that I must have looked like a really nasty homeless person with an attitude. That was followed almost immediately with the strange thought that it might not have been a terribly inaccurate comparison.

Sitting down wasn’t going to get me anywhere, and I had a funny feeling that I was the punch line in one of the universe’s simple little amusements. Besides, I was far too high strung to stay in one place for too long. I stood up and turned around to look at the building I was sitting against. Little button in the wall. I laughed and a puff of dust came out of my mouth.

Yep, this was it. Again I reinforced my image as a crazy person, laughing in this state. While people were on ‘smoke break’ out front of the building.

I walked in the building, quite purposefully, and walked right past the guard.

“Uhm… Excuse me.”

I hit the elevator call button and one opened almost immediately as the guard rounded the corner.

“Excuse me! Sir?!”

I walked in and hit #4. The doors closed.

Yeah, you’re excused.


I left the elevator and knocked on the door to my sister’s place of employment, making great ash smudges in the glass that pigpen would have envied.

Poor Ruth, the receptionist. I knew her from nights out with Liz and her posse from work. She looked like I was a ghost coming to kill her. It took a couple seconds to realize she need to buzz me in.

“Uhhh… Uhmm.”

“Hi I’m here to see Liz Wilson?” An attempt at disaster humor that was completely lost on poor Ruth.

“She’s not here. Laura came and got her and they went to her apartment… Uhh… Liz’s that is… thinking that you’d go there.”

Great. Liz lived on east 6th street. Almost all the way back. I chuckled and shook my head.

“Well, what the hell would she think that for?” A rhetorical question. I really didn’t want to walk downtown 2 miles (20 street blocks to a mile in New York. So…44 to 6 is almost exactly that), especially not against the tide of crazed desperate New Yorkers, however tightly bonded they were.

Christie, another friend of Liz’s came in about then and “oh my god”ed up a storm. So I started with the “yeah, I was in there.” and went through the highlights. Ruth had been on the phone. She started relating what I was saying, but then resigned herself to just holding the phone out what I talked. It was a pretty strange scene as people came in and out past me wondering who I was.

Yep. Back South. It was a much quicker walk down to East 6th street. I went east a couple blocks to get away from the madness, but it was still like trying to iceskate uphill.

There’s a little strip-mall looking arrangement in the low 30s down on 2nd avenue or so. They have a bunch of cafe’ tables out. But the whole thing is pretty contrived in a Murray Hill kind of way. I became quite the attraction as I walked through there.

I don’t remember what got me stopped to talk, but there were a few separate groups there. One girl asked me about people she knew in the high 90s. This was beginning to get old and somewhere down in there I cracked…

“Wanna know what I think? I was on the 51st floor of building 1 and I damn near didn’t get out.” She handled it pretty well. they must not have been great friends. Besides, what was I going to say: “I think your friends have been liquefied.”?

Another girl approached me in almost the same spot ( probably just waiting until I was done with the first one) and started talking about how how she’s spent almost 10 years setting up this deal where she’d be working with some company (I think she mentioned a phone company, but I can’t be sure) and she finally got the deal, started working in WTC the day before and moved into an apartment 2 blocks from there 3 days earlier. She wanted to know if she had an apartment.

I felt really bad for her. She ventured a bunch to come out here from some middle America suburb state to try and make it happen in the big city. She didn’t know anybody out here. But I was just not clear enough in my head. I didn’t know what to tell her, other than I didn’t know what to tell her. Frankly I should have taken her with me. It was the only right thing to do. But I didn’t. I kept walking.

I was beginning to get a blister on my thumb from hitting redial. But the phone did something strange this time, on about 31st street, it rant. I held it up to my head and Liz answered her apartment phone.

“Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” No WAY I was going to waste an opportunity like that.

All I really remember was a whole lot of incoherent excitement and sniffly babbling.

“I’m coming there. I’m on 31st street. I’ll be there when I get there. It won’t be real soon.”

“Uhm… Uh… Ok… Uhm.”

“Yeah, I’m pretty happy I’m alive too. I’ll see you in a few.”

I eventually got there of course. It was about an hour later, factoring in all the mini encounters and conversations I had on the way down.

I stopped at the corner deli and bought a 2 liter bottle of regular coke, a half pound of salted cashews and some other yummy stuff.

She buzzed me in and I started climbing the stairs. I really learned to hate stairs that day. When I got to the 3rd floor I could hear Laura out in the hall. I started thinking about what they must be doing and had a uniquely sharp thought.

“The television MUST be off before I get there.” My message was relayed and the telltale sound of “dramatic news background music” died. I didn’t have the intestinal fortitude to deal with the news yet.

Now this is where I’d put some emotional scene about the cosmic relief of being together with my sisters. I’m sure it happened pretty much that way. But frankly, I don’t remember anything like that. My memory skips forward to sitting on my ass on Liz’s floor so I wouldn’t shit up her couch and taking off my shirt and backpack, then plumpfing down in a newly formed cloud that would make pigpen green with envy.

Liz, Laura, and Dan were sitting around wondering what the hell to say. they were doing an honorable job at trying not to stare. But frankly, nothing would have bothered me less.

Another 50frigginthousandpages goes here

As a recovering son of a recovering Catholic, I can speak on the subject of guilt with a certain first hand authority. Nothing in all time had made me feel as guilty as surviving that event. No act of distrust, no slight on another person however damaging, accidental, naive or intentional has made me as
nauseous as being amongst the “rescued” on September 11th.

Stay tuned for the epilogues, They’ll be pretty uplifting. I promise. (Assuming I can find them.)

My Heart Attack

Note: The following is an account I had posted to Facebook years ago. I figured I might as well post it here for posterity’s sake.

On Tuesday, February 21st, we had Mexican for dinner. Everything was cool. Around 9:00 pm the girls turned in and I told Karen I was having a little indigestion. I took a couple of Tums and everything got a little better. However, I couldn’t sleep and decided to go into the office around 11:30. Everything was going fine until around 3:00 am when the “indigestion” came back. I took a couple more Tums, a Sprite Zero and a walk around the office hoping to “belch it out.” No dice. I wasn’t having pain, but it felt like someone was doing chest compressions on my sternum. So, I decided to go down to the lobby and check-in with the guard to make sure someone else knew what was going on. By the time I got there, I had decided to call 9-1-1. I walked up to the guard and said, “This may sound strange because I’m standing here talking to you, but I may need an ambulance.”. His response… “Who are you?!?” I suppose he was not prepared to have anyone in the building at 3:30 am let alone be calling 9-1-1.

The ambulance shows up and I’m not having any of the traditional symptoms. No shortness of breath, no increased pulse, no sweats, nothing. I walked myself out to the ambulance, sat down on the gurney, the EMT hooked me up to the EKG and then said, “Open your mouth and raise your tongue. I’m gonna spray this in your mouth and it’s gonna give you a headache.”. We then decided on Baptist hospital and before we got out of the parking lot at American Center, all the pressure was gone. I told the EMT as such. Her response? “That ain’t good.”. I’m sure your reaction is the same as mine was. “How can alleviating all my problems not be good?”. She said, “Because that was nitroglycerin I gave you and if that solved the problem, you’re most definitely having a cardiac issue.”

We arrive at the ER where there were apparently no other patients because approximately 137,432 people came to my assistance coupled with the normal ER accouterment… EKGs, IVs, blood draws, chest Xrays, etc. After a couple of hours, the lead doc decided that all my tests came back clear. The decision was made to admit me, wait a couple of hours and run the tests again. If everything came back clear again, we would schedule a stress test and I would probably go home that afternoon. Flash forward to about 10:00 am (a couple of hours in ER doc speak is approximately 5 hours)…

Around 10:00 am I’m in a regular room at Baptist and they run all the same tests again expecting to send me to a stress test. However, this time, the enzymes that get released into the bloodstream when there is cell damage in the cardio system, popped positive. Doc comes in my room in front of God and everybody, except of course, my wife because she had stepped out to call her mother and announces, “Well, Mr. Scott, you’ve had a heart attack.” Apparently we all had a bewildered look on our faces because just as my mom came back in the room from retrieving Karen and giving her the news, they send in a councilor. After convincing them I didn’t need one, she leaves and the doc says they are canceling the stress test and scheduling an arteriogram. Fun, fun! Now, I get a garden hose shoved through a hole in my groin to my heart and get to be awake for the whole thing. Turn the page…

So, time rolls around for the arteriogram and at least all the nurses are funny and cute (way to go HR) especially the one that gets to shave me. Anyway, they take me in and explain how things are going to work. Don’t know if you have ever had one before, but it’s pretty neat outside the fact that your ultimate mortality is in play. Everything is in 3D and you get to watch it as things go live. Pretty cool. The bottom line for me is that the cardiologist and cardiac surgeon are expecting to put in a stent while they are doing the arteriogram and send my “too young to be going through this” ass home in a few hours. BUT AW HAI-UL NAW! My blockage is in one of the main frontal arteries leading to the heart right before it forks into two others. There is not enough room between the blockage and the fork for a stent to work properly. So while I have a single blockage, I get double bypass surgery. Woo-frickin’-hoo!

I meet with the cardiac surgeon who tells us that I will go in for surgery at 8:00 am Friday morning. In the meantime, I will spend two lovely nights in the gracious confines of the Baptist Hospital Cardiac Care unit. I will be connected to every sort of machine, tube, and wire imaginable and be abruptly woken from deep slumber every two hours to drain my body of all its life-giving fluids as well as to share in the humorous and somewhat bizarre antics and life stories of each nurse assigned to my care. My time here is thankfully short-lived and fairly uneventful and the time finally comes to prep for surgery. Let me assure you that when a man in scrubs enters your room carrying only an electric razor and a roll of paper medical tape and says in a deep Southern voice, “I’m here to shave you” it’s quite disconcerting. Anyway, several minutes later I am shorn like an Australian sheep in the spring and being whisked away to surgery. This is the last memory I will have of seeing my family and friends for another 13 hours or so.

I go back to the surgery prep area which I find out later is the same as the surgery recovery area and can only be described as a place similar to the body farm in the movie “Coma.”. The anesthesia… The aneteths… The anetheseeth… Aw, hell, the good drugs dude, starts explaining to me how everything is gonna go and that he noticed that in my records there is a note about issues I have had with anethes… Anesthesissi… Crap, good drugs in the past. I responded, “Yes sir, but that was when I was younger and I am sure things have changed.”. His response? “I’m sure you won’t have any issues today.” YES! Just the good drugs dude I wanted. “He’s the GOOD MOOD DUDE!”. Arby’s would sell a lot more stuff at a higher profit margin with that slogan. Anyway, he tells me they are ready for us in the OR and says, “OK, here comes the good stuff…” as he starts to suppress the plunger on a syringe attached to my IV. Never saw him detach it.

The next thing I remember is waking up in the body farm, but instead of Michael Douglas standing over me, I have some crazy-assed weird scientist character from a 50s B movie. His name is Frederick and for the past 10 hours and for the next 14 or so, he is my best friend. He’s even better than Good Mood Dude because he doesn’t just get you high and leave. He’s there for the whole trip. He brings water, and ice chips, and Sprite. He removes respiratory tubes, monitor wires and provides the most delicious alternate consciousness that one can buy for an inordinate amount of pain, suffering and insurance premiums.

And so begins my disjointed, bizarre journey through recovery. I don’t remember much of it except flashes. What I do know is provided by the family members that were allowed to come back to see me for about 10 minutes every 2 hours except between the hours of 8:00 pm and 9:30 am the next morning.


Bizarre place where there is no sense of time or day. Where your closest friend is a strange cat who is both the most disconcerting and comforting person you have ever met. The little time I remember here is probably the most intriguing to me. The rules are such. Beginning about an hour or so after surgery, family can come back to see me for 10 minutes or so every two hours. It’s a long, torturous process for Karen. She endures it like a trooper and apparently my progress through the whole thing keeps her almost as high as I am.

Apparently, the first time she comes back to see me she is accompanied by a nurse named Jennifer that took care of me during the initial hours but of whom I have no recollection. Upon first seeing me, she is pleased with how I look despite having a respiratory tube in along with every other wire and contraption connected. I also am approximately the same color as wax paper. I’m pretty sure they did not need the monitors because they could have checked my blood flow from across the room with an LED flashlight. Karen tells me she is there and asks how I am doing. I try to respond vocally, but cannot because of the respirator. So, while she is holding my hand I start to do sign language. Not ASL, but the single-letter, Helen Keller sign language that most people learn in elementary school. The nurse asks what I’m doing and Karen responds, “I think he’s doing sign language.” “Oh, I don’t do that,” she says and walks off. Strange nurse. Didn’t really matter because apparently, I’m the only one in my family that does it either. I was signing “I hurt” which Karen eventually guessed as “pain” and I got hit with another round of delicious liquid Dilaudid. I have no memory, yet, of this encounter.

The next visiting time, Karen comes in to find me off the respirator and doing better. I’m still loopy as the fringe on your grandmother’s Afghan blanket, but much better for the wear. No particular interaction of note with Karen, but my parents come back for a few minutes. My dad asks me how I’m doing and I respond, “It’s a bitch, but I’m ok.” My Dad has been rock-solid through all this, but that statement is the one that seemingly gets to him. Go figure.

These visits go this way every two hours or so, until the last one of the evening at 8:00 pm. At that point, I am quasi-lucid and this will be the only visit I remember with any clarity. Each time, Karen has come back for 7 or 8 minutes and then let my parents come back for a couple. I have no recollection of ever seeing my parents, but this one with Karen I remember. Prior to her arrival, Frederick has asked me if I would like to sit up on the side of the bed and put my feet on the floor. Despite being hooked up like a human car battery, we accomplish this feat. So, when she comes in, I decide I want to duplicate it for her. Frederick agrees, but he has other patients he has to attend to and it will take several minutes. Karen is thrilled because she gets to spend more time with me. What she doesn’t realize is that the half-hour or so she spends back there freaks out everyone in the waiting room. However, we repeat my miraculous event and she is on cloud nine. Apparently, me sitting on the side of the bed with my feet on the floor only eight hours after open-heart surgery is a feat somewhere between a Cirque du Soleil performance and Jesus walking on water. She returns to the waiting room both thrilled and dejected because it will be 13 hours or so before she sees me again.

Now at this point, I am coming out of the fog of narcotic cocktails I have been swimming in and all has been moving forward with wonderful speed and progress. However, the darkest, most painful event of my life is about to come about and I have no warning. Sometime after Karen leaves, Frederick and I repeat my momentous bed sitting extravaganza, only this time it almost immediately brings about a fit of nausea. I start to dry heave. Frederick goes into immediate action and brings me a plastic bucket, puts it in my hands at my chin and looks at me with the most sympathetic look I have ever seen. It reminds me of the much played out scene in war flicks where one soldier holds another while the life slips out of him. Frederick just mumbles, “I am SO sorry. I can’t do anything until you’re finished, but I’ll take care of it when you’re done.”

The next couple of minutes, despite the stream of mind and body numbing drugs flowing through my system, are the most painful I have ever experienced. A freshly sawed sternum wired together, numerous muscular traumas and newly glued incisions, 12 total, coupled with chest tubes, catheters, and various medical cabling are not the things to have amidst college-hangover-style dry heaves. I cannot imagine what kind of pain it had to create for me to have a memory of such pain through the drug fog. As soon as I finish, Frederick takes the bucket and hits me with another bolt of Dilaudid that keeps me out until I wake up in my regular hospital room around 9:30 the next morning. God bless him.

I awake in my regular hospital room just as Karen and my parents are coming in. I feel exhausted but pretty good considering what I have been through. Everyone is excited to see me and are pleased to see that I look pretty good under the circumstances. The next few hours are a steady stream of dozing off and being brought back to consciousness by a nurse to draw blood, take vitals or dispense meds. At this point, I’m only taking hydrocodone and trying my best to only take it when absolutely necessary. I still have a catheter in, a PICC port in my neck, an IV and two drainage tubes sewn into my chest. Moving is uncomfortable, but I manage.

Within a few hours, one of the techs asks me if I am ready to go for a walk. “Heck yeah! Anything to get out of this bed.” So, he brings in a walker along with all the extra stuff I will need to drag along with me to accommodate the various things hooked to my carcass. I get up out of bed and start to ambulate out of the room. The floor I am on is not very big, but down one hall and back is about 350 feet. I make that trip pretty successfully without too much hassle. Everyone is quite impressed. I, on the other hand, want to be wind sprinting down the hall. Patience is not one of my better traits.

Over the next few days, I manage to make it a little further with each trip until I am completely circling the floor. Karen is ecstatic. Every day her smile gets a little bigger even when it is accompanied by a few tears, some of joy, some of relief and some of concern. But I have one more hurdle to leap before I can escape my prison. The day finally comes when the doc says they need to remove my chest drainage tubes. Now, Karen had given me a warning that this would probably be “uncomfortable.” Liar. It hurt like a sonuvabitch. For the uninitiated, the drainage tubes (actually, one tube with a “Y” split before it enters the body) are roughly the size of your index finger. They are a couple of inches apart and protrude just below my sternum. They are massively uncomfortable because they interfere with your breathing and every move you make puts pressure on them. But anyway, the doc lays me back in the bed, snips the stitches holding them in and tells me to take a deep breath. Deep breath?!? I haven’t had a deep breath in almost a week at this point, but I make a valiant attempt. At this point, he YANKS them out of my chest. Now, I’m quite sure he eased them out with the utmost care and medical know-how, but everything in my body told my brain that he YANKED. Instant pain. But just like the nausea in the recovery unit, it was immediately followed by relief. Only this time not chemically induced. Most of the pressure to which I had become accustomed, was gone. I could breathe without difficulty. I was quite pleased. He stitched the incisions back up in a few seconds and was out the door. “Aahhh, much better…”

“Mr. Scott, I also need to remove your catheter.” Crap.

Later that evening, free of all my tethers, save for the remotely monitored EKG unit I was wearing, Karen and I make several laps of the floor. We make it back to the room and I get word that I most likely will be going home the next morning. Woohoo! Everything is returning to normal. The nurse comes in and informs me that I am doing great and tells me that the monitoring lab called the nurses’ station to let her know that my heart rate rose to 130. She told them, “I don’t think that’s gonna be a problem. He and his wife just went down the hall bookin’.” Yep, that’s me, the Usain Bolt of “cabbages” (the nurses’ nickname for patients with Coronary Artery Bypass Grafts). The next morning we load up and bug out.

I’ve now been home for 10 days. I have graduated from the recliner to the sofa to sleep. I’m walking 2-3 miles every morning with additional walking in the afternoon. My incisions are healing well. Most of the swelling is gone and I feel great. I return to my cardiac surgeon on March 20th for a check-up. I think he will be quite pleased.

Waka Waka Bang Splat

In a recent magazine poll, readers established “waka” as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters < or >. The following poem appeared recently in the magazine.


The text of the poem follows:


< > ! * ‘ ‘ #
^ ” ` $ $ –
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /


The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:


Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!

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“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

-General James “Mad Dog” Mattis

“Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment (in American democracy) and kill every one of them until they’re so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact.”

-General James “Mad Dog” Mattis

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

-Will Rogers

“I hope we shall crush… in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations, which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws of our country.”

-Thomas Jefferson

“After all, where would we be without the knowledge that Democrats are pinko-communist flag-burners who want to tax churches and use the money to fund abortions so they can use the fetal stem cells to create pot-smoking lesbian ATF agents who will steal all the guns and invite the UN to take over America? Voters have to decide whether we’d be better off electing Republicans, those hateful, assault-weapon-wielding maniacs who believe that George Washington and Jesus Christ incorporated the nation after a Gettysburg reenactment and that the only thing wrong with the death penalty is that it isn’t administered quickly enough to secular humanist professors of Chicano studies.”

-P.J. O’Rourke

“Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets.”

-Gen. George S Patton

“Suppose the Second Amendment said ‘A well educated electorate being necessary for self governance in a free state, the right of the people to keep and read books shall not be infringed.’ Is there anyone who would suggest that means only registered voters have a right to read?”

-Robert Levy, Georgetown University Professor

“We sometimes think our duty is to make everyone safe. It’s to preserve liberty. It’s not to make a society that’s absolutely safe.”

-Idaho State Sen. Jim Rice

“When you go home tell them of us and say, for your tomorrow we gave our today.”

-John Maxwell Edmonds, The Kohima Poem

“Shoot twice and go home.”

-A Swiss officer when asked by the German Kaiser what the 250,000-strong Swiss army would do if the Germans invaded with 500,000 men

“Si vis pacem, parabellum” (If you desire peace, prepare for war)

-Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus

“No one can make you look like a fool. They can only point out that you are.”


“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”

-Henry Ford

“Leave your stepping stones behind, something calls for you
Forget the dead you’ve left, they will not follow you
The vagabond who’s rapping at your door
Is standing in the clothes that you once wore
Strike another match, go start anew
And it’s all over now, Baby Blue”

-Bob Dylan

“Truth becomes treason in an empire of lies.”

-Ron Paul

“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.”

-William Pitt

“It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one.”

-Voltaire (François-Marie Arouet)

“At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

-Italian proverb

“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.”

-Sir Robert Wilson

“The lessons we learn are written on the tombstones of others.”

-Reid Henrichs

“Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change – this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress.”

-Bruce Barton

“ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ (Come and take them)”

-Leonidas I of Sparta to Xerxes I of Persia upon being commanded to surrender arms at Thermopylae

“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”

-John Adams

“Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.”

-Mark Twain

“As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright moron.”

-H.L. Mencken

“I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.”

-Nikos Kazantzakis

“What is the essence of America? Finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom “to” and freedom “from.”

-Marilyn vos Savant

“It is not the breaking of a man’s doors and the rummaging of his drawers that constitutes the essence of the offense; but it is the invasion of his indefeasible right to personal security, personal liberty and private property, where that right has never been forfeited by his conviction of some public offense.”

-Justice Joseph P. Bradley

“We cannot allow our economic life to be controlled by that small group of men whose chief outlook upon the social welfare is tinctured by the fact that they can make huge profits from the lending of money”

-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

“[I do not] carry such information in my mind since it is readily available in books.”

-Albert Einstein when asked what was the speed of sound

“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are only entitled to what you can defend.”


“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.”

-Rene Descartes

“Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.”

-Thomas Jefferson

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government – lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.”

-Patrick Henry

“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”

-Clint Eastwood

“When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.”

-Thomas Jefferson

“Avat victoria curam.” (Victory favors the prepared)


“No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.”

-Thomas Jefferson

“Besides the advantage of being armed, which the Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation. . . Notwithstanding the military establishments in the several kingdoms of Europe, which are carried as far as the public resources will bear, the governments are afraid to trust the people with arms.”

-James Madison

“Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? Where is the difference between having our arms in possession and under our direction, and having them under the management of Congress? If our defense be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety, or equal safety to us, as in our own hands?”

-Patrick Henry

“The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed.”

-Alexander Hamilton

“That the said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the just liberty of the press or the rights of conscience; or to prevent the people of The United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms…”

-Samuel Adams

“And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms….The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants”

-Thomas Jefferson

“Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined”

-Patrick Henry

“The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.”

-Thomas Jefferson

“Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence … From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to insure peace, security and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable . . . The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference – they deserve a place of honor with all that is good”

-George Washington

“A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.”

-George Washington

“I predict future happiness for America if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the PEOPLE under the pretense of taking care of them”

-Abraham Lincoln

“The powers delegated by the Constitution to the federal government are few and defined”

-James Madison

“It is the duty of the PATRIOT to protect HIS country from the government”

-Thomas Paine

“Government is not reason; it is not eloquence. It is force. And force like fire is a dangerous servant and a fearful master”

-George Washington

“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

-Benjamin Franklin

“The so-called assault weapons ban is a hoax. It is a political appeal to the ignorant. The guns it supposedly banned have been illegal (as above) for 78 years. Did the ban make them “more” illegal? The ban addresses only the appearance of weapons, not their operation. Will increased cosmetic measures make anyone safer? They, like all efforts at disarmament, will put the citizenry more at risk. Disarmament rests on the assumption that all people are good, and, basically, want the same things. But if all people were basically good, why would we, increasingly, pass more and more elaborate laws? The individual is not only best qualified to provide his own personal defense, he is the only one qualified to do so: and his right to do so is guaranteed by the Constitution.”

-David Mamet

“This irreconcilable conflict is between those who believe in the sanctity of individual freedom and those who believe in the supremacy of the state.”

-Ronald Reagan

“Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be a convenience store not a government agency.”